On Horoscopes and Signs, and How Believing Them Can Drive You Mad.

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I read my horoscope every day on my commute in. I’ll skim the headlines, then skip right there, conveniently located on the comics page. Real news depresses me, what can I say. That and my train ride’s so short; why start what can’t be ...