fortune cookies and horoscopes

  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home/technor/public_html/horoscopes/sites/all/modules/views/views.module on line 879.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home/technor/public_html/horoscopes/sites/all/modules/views/views.module on line 879.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_argument::init() should be compatible with views_handler::init(&$view, $options) in /home/technor/public_html/horoscopes/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home/technor/public_html/horoscopes/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /home/technor/public_html/horoscopes/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.

The last fortune cookie I opened read: DO ONTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE OTHERS DO ONTO YOU. An interesting concept, obviously an error in translation; language can be a tricky thing. It got me to thinking about those who write fortunes. ...