I try once a week to send all of my friends from my old job their horoscopes by the Onion because they are fun. This week, all of them made me laugh so I decided to post them here for everyone to see and share!
Expectant Mother's January Horoscopes & Winning The Valentine's Day Diet Challenge. Friday, February 27, 2009. Expectant Mother's January Horoscopes Winning The Valentine's Day Diet Challenge ...
Expectant Mother's January Horoscopes. Author: Angela Lovell. What to expect from carrying each of these soon-to-appear signs: *CAPRICORN (December 23 - January 20) With so many planets in Capricorn
Dear shenry,. Here is your horoscope for Friday, February 27:. You would be wise to exercise patience and be smart with decisions today. A situation may call for precision and timing. Don't do anythin
ARIES: With Venus and Moon in your Sign sextile with Mars (your planet) adds intensity to your intimate relationships today. Power struggles may ruin what could otherwise be a very romantic evening. I
Pet Horoscopes and a Funny Dog's Exotic Ways, Maxwell's Story. I cannot check my funny dogs horoscope because I am not exactly sure when she was born. I simply must rely on what my funny, and exotic dog tells me.
Posted by admin in Uncategorized on 02 27th, 2009 | no responses. Aries (March 21 — April 20). It is rare that Venus offers as much as it is, right now. There should be romance and a real chance to acquire a little extra money.
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Horoscopes My mom read my horoscope to me this morning. Wow. She also read hers aloud. Wow. Then she read my dads. Wow. I usually don't believe in horoscopes, but today they were pretty spot on! Nice job, VA Pilot!
