The only horoscopes worth reading...

  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home/technor/public_html/horoscopes/sites/all/modules/views/views.module on line 879.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_argument::init() should be compatible with views_handler::init(&$view, $options) in /home/technor/public_html/horoscopes/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home/technor/public_html/horoscopes/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /home/technor/public_html/horoscopes/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.

... are posted at The Onion. Mine for today -- I've been snickering about it:. Cancer June 22 - July 22. You never considered yourself to be someone who's particularly good with his hands, but that's not to say that you won't miss them.